Last Night I was out with my friends and I was complaining about a person that I can’t really stand but, for social issues / family matters too long and difficult to explain, I have to see quite often.
So one of my friends, trying to comfort me, said: “Think that you’re booking a seat in Heaven!” (It is a very common locution here)
and I: “Heaven doesn’t exist!”
Best Friend: “So maybe Walhalla does. Think about this: You’re booking a seat in Walhalla, between a shirtless Thor and a smiling Loki.”


and I was Like:

That’s what Best Friends are for!!!!!!